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Tall Demotivational Poster


I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !


TAGS: bipolar hate its totally awesome
Rating: 4.57/5

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epic33 - November 24, 2012, 4:19 am
This epic33 is cynicaly phyco !!! LMAO x9000
Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:39 am
LMAO
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm
Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’
Nissta - April 21, 2012, 8:31 pm
I ain't Bi-Polar!! I'm a Cynical Depressive!!!
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:17 pm
Nice! Somewhat similar to #148080 but still good... :)
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm

Ths POSTER is awesome!! 5L
ughomer - April 14, 2012, 11:47 am
My sentiments as well. 5L


TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am
Not entirely screwed if you own a sh**gun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm
Good lord, what is that?


LARS ULRICH - Me banging on pots with spoons > Lars Ulrich


TAGS: metallica lars ulrich sucks
Rating: 2.25/5

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Rivaldog - January 23, 2012, 10:59 pm
So if he sucks so bad, why don't you guys go hop on a drum kit and play me some blackened? Battery? Please, and thank you.
burnallbabies - January 29, 2010, 6:49 am
If you can't play, you shouldn't play. Lars ulrichs expiration date went out a long time ago. When milk has gone sour you don't drink it, you f***ing throw it away
Fatt Matt - January 28, 2010, 5:04 pm
I really haven't listened to them since Load/Re-load era... yes RTL and Kill'em All, great eff'n albums. He's old, man, FFS! There comes a time when you can't pull it off like you used to - that also means it might be time to hang it up...
burnallbabies - January 28, 2010, 4:21 pm
I still think that Ride The Ligthning is one of the greatest metalalbums ever, despite my feelings about Lars! (Master of Puppets is overrated)
burnallbabies - January 28, 2010, 4:10 pm
He was in 1986 maybe, but now he is unable to keep it up. Which makes the faster songs incredibly painful to listen to. I have nothing against metallica, just lars' ****ty drumming.
Fatt Matt - January 28, 2010, 3:54 pm
As much as I hate what Metallica has become... Lars is still a badass drummer.


TOTALLY SCREWED - Did you ever get the feeling that it was going to be a really bad day ?


TAGS: toatally screwed bad day
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
Only when you put up a poster. Heh, heh, heh.


Freedom of speech -


TAGS: evelyn beatrice hall psuedonym s g tallentyre friends of voltaire misattributed quote religions motifayk
Rating: 4.71/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:27 am
I'm a little disappointed in myself that I recognize not quite half of these.
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:30 am
Again, the International and Inerstallar Church of the confused choir chimes in with, A-a-amen.


CHEERLEADERS - Guess who does't get to be at the top of the human pyramid.




This Tall -


TAGS: tall hitler mercedes ride
Rating: 3.38/5

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Player_Meyer - October 19, 2009, 5:44 am
Legendary poster!
LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 12:22 pm
Do you want to ride in my Mercedes boy? Mercedes...M-m-m-m-m-mercedes!


YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf


TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am
You're.


THAT DAMN CHUCK NORRIS -




ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him!


TAGS: september challenge wrestling bring it stallone
Rating: 3.79/5

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that guy - September 25, 2009, 12:59 pm
well he would kick my a**
Sean - September 8, 2009, 8:34 pm
My favouritist motifake.


BADASSITUDE - Because you'll never be this awesome crushing a picture




HOLD MY HAND -


TAGS: metallica enter sandman
Rating: 4.71/5

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Airman - March 23, 2012, 10:48 am
@coombs - I agree, but didn't like the way it looked, so i put the missing line in the tag.. a picture of earth going from day to night didn't seem to fit with a hand..
Coombsy007 - March 23, 2012, 2:18 am
Brother you gotta quote the full verse. 5L's anyway
Greeny - March 15, 2012, 7:34 pm
I'm lost!? Boats throw me off


ONWARD! -


TAGS: sally forth tally ho and all that rot charge boldly into adversity
Rating: 4.67/5

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Bolverk633 - October 4, 2014, 9:39 am
Evolution!! – Back to the water!!


LADY LIBERTY - Standing Tall Standing Proud Remembering Those Who Are Gone


TAGS: lady liberty tall proud remembering those who perished on 9 11
Rating: 4.14/5

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TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:39 pm
Nice job. It includes all who are here legally
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:35 pm
So, pretty much everyone except mexicans? 5L


THE ONE CATCH -


TAGS: fishing stories tall tales
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 22, 2016, 1:50 am

Thanks, dizz!
mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:46 am
I hadn't heard this 1 before! Thanks for sharing it! I'll have to make up my favorite 1 LUV it!!!!! ^!


JAMES, KIRK - I'm sorry, we can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are.




TOO LEGIT -




‘TALLICA TRIVIA - Did you know? Metallica’s first record was going to be called 'Metal up Your Ass' It was renamed 'Kill 'Em All'




RELEVANCE -


TAGS: metallica lars ulrich whine cry temper tantrum
Rating: 1.71/5

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Zed - October 6, 2009, 6:49 am
Dunno how g** or not g** Lars is, but he is a corporate tool almost om par with Kayne West...
Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 6:17 am
I think you mean "g**er than a bag of Tiggers". And P, you might have to draw him a picture. Or better yet, act it out with hand puppets!
faulty switch - October 6, 2009, 5:52 am
whats so g** about a bag of tigers? and good call porcelina.
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 9:45 am
ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!!
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:50 am
We might be f***ed in the head ... (yeah, we are) but at least we're not b***hurt. (put the pieces together now)
notLolman - July 31, 2009, 1:47 am
?? is this supposed to be funny in some way? worst motifake ever... how this gets thru and my michael phelps bong smoking one didm is beyond me, your all f***ed in the head.
Me - June 4, 2009, 1:14 am
Lars is g**er than a bag of tigers. Case closed
WTF? - June 4, 2009, 1:07 am
Relevance is a term used to describe how pertinent, connected, or applicable something is to a given matter. Now... WHAT THE f*** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT POSTER? Lars is god. Thank you.
HAHA - April 27, 2009, 6:50 pm
Metallica Rocks.


DAD'S BOOTS -


TAGS: walkin tall cowboy up
Rating: 4.86/5

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maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:13 pm
Tell Me About It .


COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT - I wish I was shorter Now that’s a complaint. Wait, what?




LOL CATS -




IDIOTS - Some just can't appreciate music


TAGS: metallica idiots music guitar
Rating: 2.21/5

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lol - March 25, 2009, 1:11 am
Death Magnetic was surpisingly good after the 5th listen, now its one of my favourites, and im an old school metallica fan.
guest - February 7, 2009, 1:29 pm
not really good music since 1991
lolman - January 14, 2009, 6:31 pm
I agree they are sell outs, my last ticket for a concert cost me $600, i would have paid anything. They sell out every show they do, they are the best band in the world. People who say "Selling out' cant play an instrument usually and masturbate regular
Vanner - January 2, 2009, 5:29 pm
As i didnt upload this pile of **** i'm afraid i cant take any credit for it...... next
CPL. Mike Marts USMC - January 2, 2009, 4:34 pm
Selloung out? Sure...they SELL OUT EVERY d*** CONCERT THEY PLAY!!! Just because they have the balls to play what they want, when they want and look how they want...somebody's always gotta b****! f*** you dumbasses!!!! Metallica kicks a**!


THINNING THE HERD -


TAGS: the tallest thing in the field is a lightning rod
Rating: 4.79/5

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rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:48 pm

hmmmm, I am always inside my double wide dyring tornado season. love it
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 12:30 am
Beautiful, 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 11:52 pm
Daaaam Haar! You just can't make a bad poster can you!
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:01 pm
Needless to say, the pegasus and unicorn are no more.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 6:50 pm
Amsome. Nice one Har


ARMED CONFLICT -


TAGS: arm fight young stupid tall
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 7:27 pm
I think that's one of society's problems, they can't blow off steam anymore. Children can and get away with it. Adults can't... not like thirty or forty years ago. Get into a fistfight, have a couple beers, compromise, and everything is good again.
caveman - August 15, 2011, 8:00 am
no, that's just my reflection in the mirror
Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 7:55 am
Don't look now but there's an angry looking 5hort ape behind you.


I HATE IT WHEN - Someone else takes the insanity that I have mentally claimed




LEVITATION - Best achieved thru hallucination.




Yoo-Hoo -




I put people on hold -




DISCOVERY -


TAGS: of the stall
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2013, 11:22 am
You'll receive a bag of $1 million dollars. . . . someday.


Marble-In-Mouth Disease -


TAGS: fake diseases talking sylvester stallone
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 12:28 am
I remember seeing that in My Fair Lady.
Reality Lord - June 2, 2013, 12:10 pm

that...used to be the prescibed treatment for stuttering. no joke.....frickin morons
CloudchaserS - June 2, 2013, 6:36 am
It's hard to bargle nawdle zous???? with all these marblen in my mouth


FIRST IMPRESSIONS -


TAGS: you dirty dancing stallion you
Rating: 4.63/5

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John R - September 5, 2010, 7:10 am
And the moral of the story is: Don't Be A ja****s.
spacedog - September 5, 2010, 12:50 am
Nice one GS. You need to submit more often dude. 5L
Feasibly - September 4, 2010, 11:21 pm
LOL! 5 donkey brays


AGDANIELE -


TAGS: aggy tribute its the little joys that make moderating totally worth it
Rating: 4.61/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
To space: thanks! To one and all... you're welcome!


THE PROPOSAL -




GIANT JESUS - He died for your Giant Sins.


TAGS: jesus 500 ft tall
Rating: 4.19/5

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FatherTyme - June 16, 2011, 8:17 pm
Whoa!! I remember reading this swill wayyy back when I was in 8th grade. I spent my hard earned allowance money on what passed for toilet paper.
Iconoclast - August 24, 2010, 9:21 pm
And, we believe everything that we read in the Weekly World News.


MUPHY'S LAW - What ever can go wrong, will go wrong and does so when you can't hide or remember that moti you just made


TAGS: tall tales and the it figures
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - September 18, 2010, 11:05 am

once it is posted it will not be deleted
jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 6:15 am
Been thinking of asking for it to be taken down so i correct the spelling but not sure how the is looked upon
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 1:28 am
I can't even read the pic words. Meh.
Wily - September 18, 2010, 1:15 am
Just another example of "Life hates you".
jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 12:45 am
Murphy's "special" twin brother?
Jaubrey - September 18, 2010, 12:43 am
WHO THE F*&# IS MUPHY?!


LEARNING CURVE - never has it been so short


TAGS: plane mechanic stall
Rating: 3.71/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2012, 1:27 pm
If it was a helicopter, he'd be a dead duck!


BLISSFUL FEELINGS - I could just lie here all day, watching the clouds drift by, but I really should get up and go inside before it rains. If my toes ever stop curling, that is.


TAGS: let me rest for a minute im feeling totally licked
Rating: 3.59/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 7:14 am
while awesome, 10 years from now you'll be nudging her. I'm glad you had a good time, now go get me a sammich.
Narutarded - October 4, 2009, 10:51 am
I've lost track of how many times I put that look in Jess's eyes... And that's just this week!
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 10:46 am
Wow. Deep and lucid. 5L


CONFIDENCE - Knowing you'll win before the game even starts




YOU SEE? - Even your Satellite Provider cannot deny it!


TAGS: jay leno totally sucks ass
Rating: 3.2/5

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Cloudchaser - March 17, 2010, 12:20 am
Say what you want about Jay, but the fact is that Co-Co could not pull in the ratings/number of viewers that pulls in


SCROLLTEST -


TAGS: culos tall cat
Rating: 2.9/5

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Sho - January 18, 2011, 6:41 am
Thank goodness for middle mouse scroll-er b***on
Reality Lord - January 17, 2011, 1:23 pm

d*** culos...you owe me a new mouse.
tellitlikeitis - January 17, 2011, 1:01 pm
Well that was frustrating, had to scroll through it again to post this comment.
culos - January 17, 2011, 10:18 am
Figured it was about time again
Faceplant31 - January 17, 2011, 10:11 am
f*** you culos. ROR jk, haven't seen one of these in a while.


U ARE HEIGHT ON THIS PICTURE - What talls are you?


TAGS: talls height are you
Rating: 2.62/5

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Signe - February 14, 2009, 7:58 pm
Not his fault he can't speak English... But I just had to giggle a little at the funny misuse of words... Is this real?


PHANTASM - Infinitely more entertaining with Taco Bell farts.


TAGS: tall man phantasm horror
Rating: 2.55/5

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epichamster - January 16, 2009, 5:05 pm
That is epic win. I hated that f***ing movie.


ROCK -


TAGS: metallica rock old loud music
Rating: 2.5/5

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Hawamleh - August 24, 2011, 4:00 pm
This will haunt me forever...
crzbaby420 - August 24, 2011, 2:08 pm
they started to sell out after cliff died.f*** you ace of spades.fuuuck youuuu
Hawamleh - July 17, 2011, 5:39 pm
Jesus Christ just let this poster go back to the BOWELS OF HELL WHERE IT CAME FROM !
Verdeckt - July 17, 2011, 8:28 am
so, to summarise... Metallica, good - Poster, Bad
Hawamleh - July 14, 2011, 5:08 pm
I know...
coldinjected - July 14, 2011, 4:10 pm
Sorry Hammy but, yeah, the poster sucks.
Hawamleh - July 12, 2011, 1:54 pm
Lord knows I like metallica songs. but as a poster this sucks.
coldinjected - July 12, 2011, 11:19 am
30 or so years of music and still recording. If you still can't handle Cliff Burton's death since that is the line people chose to draw, then put down ...And Justice and the Black album. 2 of the greatest of all time. Enjoy your Nickelback and Staind.
coldinjected - July 12, 2011, 11:15 am
This is getting ridiculous. Metallica has a core of fans that won't leave. They continue and sell out everywhere. They continue to brand games and such that turns top sellers. Everyone likes the older Metallica but true fans still like them.
Hawamleh - July 12, 2011, 9:15 am
and even a year later, a bad poster haunts me...
mrwhyte - July 11, 2011, 7:23 pm
I have to comment even tho it's late.. Their music is garbage and Lars is a cry baby. They need to start drinking again...
crankyhead - July 1, 2010, 1:39 pm
I'm only kiddin around Haw, cheers =)
forseti - July 1, 2010, 11:52 am
ROFL cranky!! - I love AlcoholicA. Made some of the best Rock albums of all time and their shows are still awesome! Your pic.... not :P
Hawamleh - July 1, 2010, 9:32 am
TTH, Even Though Lars Is a Douche...Their Music is Good. and cranky im trying to crank down the dead ppl and despair thing...
crankyhead - July 1, 2010, 2:15 am
How did you not use a ph**o from the Cliff Burton era? All your other posters have dead people in them. =)
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:11 am
Two words: M-bop.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:01 am
art's
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:00 am
Crybabies whining about downloaders. As Fat Mike said "Music should be created from devotion, not ambition, Not for fame". Art for art;s sake.
Hawamleh - July 1, 2010, 1:28 am
Metallica is never bad.... I Know the Poster Isnt Good, I Had To Do It Though !
Derek - July 1, 2010, 1:23 am
- or perhaps it's just bad


BADASSITUDE - Because you'll never be this awesome smashing a picture.




HITLER - This tall.




METROID - He beat it: Twice.


TAGS: ron hextall jean guy metroid glasses
Rating: 1.64/5

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Agent K - May 26, 2009, 7:07 pm
or whatever the hell it is??
Agent K - May 26, 2009, 7:06 pm
why is tigger humping a soda can?
AXL - August 7, 2008, 3:18 pm
Metroid: You beat one, you beat them all...


HAMBURGER HELPER - Just add ground meat.


TAGS: hamburger helper george cat box ron hextall
Rating: 1.53/5

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Shtoink - September 24, 2008, 2:01 am
Korean style


visionary -




it's a thin line -


TAGS: that thin line between stalker and secret admirer sometimes difficult to see until you accidentally cross it silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 9, 2015, 12:55 pm
Fabulously creepy! Nailed it! 5L, Silvy!
Reality Lord - June 9, 2015, 10:56 am

most excellent dude!


Institutional Memory -


TAGS: the tall skinny ones fly
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 27, 2016, 7:32 am
Great pic, UP yours


christmas lights -




JUST ASKIN', -


TAGS: vitally important life questions
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 20, 2016, 3:18 am
I leave the stone facing out. Does more damage that way, chuckle, chuckle...Thanks, Irish!
OldIrish - July 19, 2016, 11:58 pm
Just asked the wife this question. She turned the diamond in the engagement ring the the inside of her finger. When that happens....prepare for ouch! But soooo much UP for this!
mizzdizz - July 19, 2016, 7:27 am
chuckle, chuckle...thanks, Cern!
concern3 - July 18, 2016, 7:35 am
You always give me something to ponder. UP yurs


Take My Hand -




Stand tall And keep your chin up -




ROCKY BALBOA -




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